Blowing Apples A parody. Not affiliated with Apple.

18 years of iPhones · reverse-engineered

They keep saying
"biggest ever."

Loading the math…

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Spec

Trend — solid is real, dashed is extrapolated

Extrapolate it

drag to a future year 2040

Figures are Apple's own published specs (video-playback battery hours, main camera resolution, launch price, weight). Early-generation battery numbers are best-available public record. Product renders via Wikimedia Commons, used for identification and commentary; the 2026 renders are AI-generated placeholders.

Blowing Apples is an independent parody and data project. It is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or sponsored by Apple Inc. Apple and iPhone are trademarks of Apple Inc.